Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Ten Commandments According to W&J

The boys are learning the 10 Commandments at school, and today Will informed us that to bear false witness means to lie. I decided to ask if he knew one about Mommy and Daddy:

Mommy: Did you boys learn a commandment about Mommy and Daddy?

John: Commit adultery!

Daddy (in between fits of laughter): No, buddy. Do NOT commit adultery.

Will: Adultery!


Apparently we've got a long way to go.

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